Fiction + Snark

There's Never Been a Better Time to Rejoin the Monarchy
Featured in Slackjaw

Well guys, the American experiment has been real fun and all. But now that Meghan Markle is finally engaged to Prince Harry, there’s never been a better time to call it quits. Read more...

It Would Be a Shame if Something Happened to Your Beautiful Family. Are You Sure You Want to Unsubscribe From Our Email Newsletter? 
Featured in Slackjaw

We see you have selected “unsubscribe” to opt out of our bi-hourly email newsletter. We’re sorry to see you go. Read more...

The Cheese-Lover's Dilemma
Featured in The Higgs-Weldon

“Damn those author bios," thought Michael Pollan as he adjusted his wig and patted a steel wool mustache into the costume glue on his upper lip. Read more...